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How about a joke of the day while I am on duty now to make things happier.

Here’s a super COLD joke that I guess most won’t laugh that I heard/saw from the drama, A Tale of 2 Cities!
Here goes:
It goes something like this…

A white cat fell into the river.
A black cat walk pass and saved the white cat…

Make a guess!

What did the black cat say to the white cat after it saved the white cat up from the river???!

1) You are damn heavy!
2) You are so cute!
3) Be careful next time
4) Hello whats your name?

So whats your answer?

Think first!
The answer is below!


Aiya, which ever answer you choose, it is wrong as all of them are not the answers. The options were added by me to entertain you all. Hahahahahaha!!!

The answer is…

The black cat said this to the white cat…

Black Cat: MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL. Got the COLD COLD COLD joke????!

Happy Day to all! =]


Its just something random that happened today! Its not exactly that funny but I thought it is so ironic and interesting.

I was sleeping as usual till the late afternoon (Power sleep)
and Cousie called asking if baby and I are free as Ben has bought an extra set of movie tickets by mistake when he ordered online.

After some probing…

Me: What movie is it?
Ning: No Strings Attached!
Me: Hahaha, I just watched it last night with baby.
Ning: Ahhhh den nvm…

What a coincidence!!!
Heh!!! =]

Anyway, the movie was ‘okay’ as it wasn’t exactly those “WOW” very very nice of movie. I agree with baby that the plot was predictable but still, it is watchable as I have seen even worse movies. The love/romantic/sexual scenes could have been more as it was just more of a story telling kind of feeling… The feel could have been stronger with a better plot, explaining the inner feelings between the two protagonists. As the movie was flagged at M18, with sexual references, I feel that there could be more as it can easily be flagged at NC16 these days…

However, there were some funny moments in the movie that were funny!!!
Overall, it is an alright movie that is passable. I can only say that the poster was very well done as it indeed make me want to watch the movie but the movie certainly could have been better to live up to its “poster” hype and interest that it has sparked onto viewers.

Happy Day to all!!! =]

I was browsing through my blog some time back and I saw this long forgotten joke. Hence, I thought I am gonna repost this to share and read for fun!!! *LAUGHS*

(Credits to Elijah, taken from his blog, lol)  

Guy: Yes! At Last. It was so hard to wait and I’ve been wishing for it all these while..
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Guy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Guy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Guy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Guy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Guy: Huh?! Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Guy: Yes…
Girl: Darling~Lol..

Reading it from the top to the bottom seems alright.
How about reading it from bottom to top then.

Funny eh…
Happy Day to all!!! =]